Saturday, April 4, 2020

Chapter 7 - Eeeeks! An E for an E.


THE FIRST PARAGRAPH IN MY WELCOME MSG IS ALWAYS THE SAME. WHICH IS
Hello fellow citizens of Planet Earth, hearken! I’m going to try and put a positive spin to what’s happening around us and to us, every day, and one day at a time. So look to this link either at the beginning of your day to wake up refreshed to be ready for the day ahead, or at the end of your day to be ready for a good night’s sleep. Ahhh...sounds good, hopefully. Here goes...

My SODs for today. In keeping with our theme today here’s one from the one and only...click and find out. My friend suggested him to me and I thought how could he ever belch out anything? And then this? Whoa!

Thought about a different language but you know what? These guys have captured my imagination for a while. They sang their hearts out and fostered a sense of togetherness. And how we can make ourselves feel tomorrow.

Recently (well, several times recent, in the far past and in the near past and potentially well into the future) two friends had a heated debate, much to the concern of several folks around who thought blood would be spilt that night. The debate was on a (hold your breath) movie. Yes sir. Well I don’t blame them too much; if you like movies and I mean really like them then you would probably get into it. In this case it was a polarizer - Kill Bill part-1. Now, you see, Kill Bill is an extreme. So one of these friends (call him Alan) thought it was the coolest thing he’d seen in a long time. He hadn’t heard of Quentin Tarantino nor did he know Uma Thurman could do kungfu. But he liked the blood, the gore, the fighting, the killing, the vengeance. That bloody gore that Quentin can create with so much ease, it was like a lot of yeast was added and the bread overflowed out of the loaf mold - and it did so slowly and surely.

The other friend (Lisa for us), she thought it was the stupidest, most despicable way to show how a woman takes revenge. How can this sweet looking, cute, blue-eyed blonde go off on a vengeful killing spree on her Pussy Wagon? How can that happen? Does this shit really happen? Insane. Unbelievable. Whoever made this movie...wait, that was Tarantino? That now makes sense I guess but I would’ve Expected better than this piece of crappy, drivel making nonsense from him!

And thus the battle raged on between Alan and Lisa, each making their point one after the other. “Uma surely cannot singe handedly have so much sleight of hand with knives and swords, and do kungfu and those super-fast moves while speaking that Japanese that she had learnt a while back? Oh wait, and she just ran away from the hospital for”...I’ll stop here as I’ve already spilled some spoilers and I don’t want you cursing me out the rest of your life. And on it went with Lisa.

“Lisa, your views are a bit outrageous considering you’re a fan of this director! The movie’s supposed to be a parody on the behavior of people and Quentin exaggerates this like Pulp Fiction is what you had told me. The way he brings his story to life is by taking it beyond normal reality and exposing the grotesqueness of how the human mind works. And I thought that was done extra beautifully in KB!” Alan screamed. He poured himself another from the scotch Lisa had opened.

“Yeah right” Lisa took a sip (her third for the night, and she was trying in vain to get into this with more vigor). “I agree with you on how he makes his movies; just didn’t see the point of making all these ladies get into it, you know”. She was welling up.

“Hey hey Lisa, it’s OK. I guess it set the wrong expectation with you”, Alan realized Lisa was going down with too many sips in her. “These movies always set some expectations and when you go in with an expectation and it’s not what you expected to experience, it just doesn’t jive. Right?”

“Right” said Lisa. “He shouldn’t have demonized women like that, even if he was trying to send a message. Just feel so f$&king betrayed” she muttered as she plopped down on her couch. Over and out. Alan slipped a blanket over her fondly and tiptoed out.

And there you have it. Expectation can make or break the partEe. And, lo and behold in case you haven’t realized, that’s our first E in partEe. Enough said. Applies to everything - parents’ of children, children of parents, friends of friends, boyfriend, girlfriend, family, love in a relationship, the way we trust each other (and expect something back). The way we shower our affection on someone (and expect something in return). The way we gift each other (and expect something back? Perhaps). This is a slippery slope and I’m already experiencing near-zero friction. I’m deliberately not going to go further and become too patronizing. And - there’s other flavors of this E, mind you. Like when you want to push someone to perform (your child or friend or employee); I get it. But we’re not about that flavor here. Can we minimize this E? is the question. I’ve tried on a few occasions. And keep striving to.

Because when you do (try it!), its magic. Here’s a take on It’s a Miracle (recall that one?)

It’s a miracle
On main street
It’s a miracle
On E tonight.
Expecting that miracle
Of relationship
He turned to her and said “I thought you would...”
She turned to her side and went “I didn’t”.
He smiled and disagreed.
She smiled back. And nodded.
It was a miracle.

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